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Hillary Says: ‘Dirty money is still money' -




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TAGS: chris kyle american sniper palin
Rating: 2.5/5

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MissPriss - March 16, 2015, 11:18 pm
Maybe the USA needs to budget a little $ to help their soldiers once they return to American soil. What they see over there really phucks with their heads back home. NUT-JOB precisely! Maybe a little help for the mental health of those that return?
MashiMashi - February 8, 2015, 6:39 am
he could've took that guy horse riding or hiking, but it was no Obama and them liberals don't want you to have a gun but we'll show them 2nd Amendment and all
MashiMashi - February 8, 2015, 6:37 am
i was led to belive he wads at the gun-range when the soldier started having an episode and kyle rushed over to help out. i didn't know that he was the one that brought the NUT-JOB to the range.
MashiMashi - February 7, 2015, 1:30 pm
I'm a veteran and felt the same way, what was he doing take a troubled soldier to a frick'n gun range, that's about the last place they need to be.
ClintEastwood - February 3, 2015, 3:43 pm
also, how i am a "sellout" and a "traitor" when I'm not even a citizen of your idiocracy? EPICFAIL (like your hero~zero~wormsfood kyle)
ClintEastwood - February 3, 2015, 3:34 pm
says the anonymous internet user who made an account just to attack me while hiding behind her computer. sounds like you are speaking from personal experience. Want 2 to know the big difference between me and Kyle? I'm still here. #winning
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 3, 2015, 10:40 am

Careful. You're entitled to your opinion, but you can't attack other members for theirs.
apollohollon - February 3, 2015, 8:21 am
Only coward here is you. Making **** comments about someone that saved countless American lives. You're a coward, sellout, traitor that deserves to be dragged by his b**** hair, screaming and kicking out of your parents basement and into the street.
OTC - January 24, 2015, 3:32 pm
That passage is not ideology
ClintEastwood - January 24, 2015, 2:41 pm
Correction: He WAS a soldier. Just to remind you, in case you forgot - the loser was sh** by one of his own "soldiers." He's now where he belongs, in the grave, with other serial killers - Ted Bundy, John Gacy, John Allen Muhammad (also a sniper).
Cyberhagen - January 24, 2015, 12:45 pm
Where's your snarky comment about the murderers he "murdered"? It's called being a soldier, and every country has them. Even children, who in places like Afghanistan are taught by the Taliban to kill at a young age, and oppress women.
ClintEastwood - January 24, 2015, 12:03 am
Emphasis on the word 'was.' lolololol
ClintEastwood - January 24, 2015, 12:02 am
So's trying 2 get away with murder.People seldom get away with it,and as history shows,they always get what's coming to them - as what happened to this cowardly P.O.S.When not busy lying about fighting washed up wrestlers,he was content pissing off vets
Zeitguy - January 23, 2015, 10:51 pm
"Happy shall they be who take your little ones and dash them against the rock" Psalm 137:9. Biblical ideology is inconsistent at best.


Chris Kyle: Pathological LIar -




Hey, Michael Moore... -




Chris Kyle Day -


TAGS: chris kyle american sniper the legend texas seals military troops veterans iraq
Rating: 4.73/5

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premiumgrade - February 5, 2015, 9:12 pm
5 big ones for you. Spoken like a man of considerable common sense. Thumbs Up
Bandit5906 - February 5, 2015, 5:20 pm
10L if it were possible


~ The Loser ~ -


TAGS: chris kyle larry the cable guy american sniper
Rating: 1.76/5

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Zeitguy - February 3, 2015, 8:35 pm
Calling out the government for an unjust war is fine but to call out a individual soldier for his participation in that war is unjust, myopic, hypocritical, and probable indications of sociopathy. Jus saying also.
fauxnews - February 3, 2015, 5:56 pm
War is hell; don’t judge others if you haven’t experienced it, jus saying


JOHN MOHAMMAD - Zero terrorist attacks on American soil since 9/11?




WOMEN ARE EQUAL TO MEN. - Nancy Pelosi says women aren't strong enough / smart enough to use a gun to defend themselves. Many dead Nazis would have to disagree.




'American Serial Sniper' Chris Kyle's Military Record turns out to be full of his own lies -


TAGS: chris kyle lies american sniper
Rating: 5/5

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fauxnews - June 6, 2016, 11:15 am
So...the lesson here: you took an article and twisted it to fit YOUR narrative. Also,I noticed you couldn't defend Kyle's other lies:like the lie where he said he donated 100% of his book's profit.Try 2%. "Narrative?"(LOL)Your slip's showing again :)(4/4)
fauxnews - June 6, 2016, 11:14 am
"In case after case, participants said, a***ysis of these warheads and shells reaffirmed intelligence failures."(3/4)
fauxnews - June 6, 2016, 11:14 am
"[After 9/11],Mr.Bush insisted that Mr.Hussein was hiding an[active WMD program]...All had been manufactured BEFORE 1991, participants said.Filthy, rusty or corroded,a large fraction of them couldn't be readily identified as chemical weapons at all."(2/4)
fauxnews - June 6, 2016, 11:14 am
Don't you mean, "your narrative is usurping the truth", Chris? Here is what the NYT article actually said if you took time to read it."The discoveries of these chemical weapons did NOT support the government’s invasion rationale."(1/4)
JohnGalt - June 6, 2016, 6:43 am
The left's narrative usually usurps the truth, however,some tell the truth occasionally: http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2014/10/14/world/middleeast/us-casualties-of-iraq-chemical-weapons.html?_r=1
Bandit5906 - June 5, 2016, 7:26 pm
"incorrect evidence" FIFY


Hillary in Bosnia -




Hillary the LIAR -




Liberals: Delicate Snowflakes -




reminds me of the time -




Pathetic Plutocrat -




double-standard -




Lyin' Brian -




American Badass -




politico hit piece -




Finally... -




Superhero of the Left -




The Devil of Ramadi -




American Bad Ass -




A True American Hero Sounds Off -




U.S. Marine Vs. Leftist Coward -




Suck It, Leftists -


TAGS: american sniper chris kyle seals military troops war combat iraq terrorism
Rating: 4.09/5

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Bandit5906 - January 27, 2015, 12:30 pm
Avatar cost $500 million to make!
DebtToAmerica - January 27, 2015, 6:53 am
tl;dr - Avatar is one of the most "leftist" movies ever made, and it made 2,000 million dollars at the box office. "american sniper" only made 200 million. put that in your pipe and smoke it.
DebtToAmerica - January 27, 2015, 6:44 am
just saying, if the popularity of a film determines how righteous its lessons are, "fighting against imperialist plundering of natural resources of primitive people" is 10x more right than "killing brown people so we can plunder their natural resources"
DebtToAmerica - January 27, 2015, 6:42 am
if the producers of "american sniper" wanted to make money they should have had chris kyle change sides and work with the terrorists, they would have made 10x as much at the box office!
DebtToAmerica - January 27, 2015, 6:41 am
Avatar, a film about an paraplegic american war veteran betraying his corporate masters to defend the blueskinned tree hugging hippies he was sent to kill, made over two BILLION dollars at the box office.


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Heroism -


TAGS: chris kyle eddie ray routh palin american sniper
Rating: 1.95/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 4, 2015, 8:22 am

Bye bye for now Emma. Can't wait to see what you come back as next.
ClintEastwood - February 4, 2015, 5:22 am
Right back atcha skippy.
fauxnews - February 3, 2015, 6:05 pm
mang! what is wit you! *in my best scarface voice* seriously, though, i have a feeling "get a life" is something you hear a lot. :-/
ClintEastwood - January 27, 2015, 10:32 pm
Leave my wife out of it Brad.Re-read the rules and conditions of this forum - it prohibits personal attacks and slams on other's family members.Make a pro-Kyle meme if you like him so much.And yes,I made this meme to annoy you.Free speech b****ez!
Zeitguy - January 27, 2015, 10:45 am
d***, did Chris Kyle pork your wife or something. You have a profound hatred for this guy that borders on pathologic. Where is the love?


American Ass -




If you have a problem with this meme -


TAGS: chris kyle palin american sniper
Rating: 1.8/5

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calron - February 22, 2015, 1:51 am
But wouldn't expressing problem with this meme be dissent, and therefor pitriotic?
ClintEastwood - February 4, 2015, 5:20 am
well I'm guessing that the real reason you come to this site has “more to do" with you showing everyone that cranky isn't the only angerholic here. You could try breathing in and out a couple of times to see if that alleviates your symptoms a little bit.
fauxnews - February 3, 2015, 5:55 pm
P.S. Ever consider that the problems you cite with Kyle’s postwar conduct had more to do with his untreated PTSD and less to do with him. That’s why the movie knowingly addresses this; because his book did not, probably out of his personal pride
fauxnews - February 3, 2015, 5:54 pm
Okay…we get it ‘mate.' you hate chris kyle. Care to change the record now? sheeesh..
Cyberhagen - January 31, 2015, 1:10 pm
Wow, the propaganda machine here is running overtime.
ClintEastwood - January 28, 2015, 6:16 pm
If it makes you feel better, I have nothing "personal" against you for your opinion about me. Glad to see you using your right to free speech as well. I welcome it. Go for it and be bold, my motto. Auf Wiedersehen.
ClintEastwood - January 28, 2015, 6:11 pm
Politicians,mercenaries,police officers, corrupt cops,high profile psycho military figures,celebrities are all fair game when it comes to satire, parody and dissent. That what makes democracy fun.You are his fan.I am not.Simple as that. Word
ClintEastwood - January 28, 2015, 6:07 pm
Real soldiers have enough sensitivity to treat warfare as a lesser of two evil. A real soldier doesn't get his jollies from killing, try to cash in on it, use his hero status to act "invincible"[his quote not mine], slander Americans he doesn't like, etc.
ClintEastwood - January 28, 2015, 6:05 pm
The d-ouche even went as far as to make fun of a mother's hysterical reaction to her son's death when he gunned down that teenage insurgent. He thought it "funny." The excuse "I was following orders" doesn't give a soldier free reign to be a callous jerk
ClintEastwood - January 28, 2015, 6:04 pm
The d-ouche even went as far as to make fun of a mother's hysterical reaction to her son's death when he gunned down that teenage insurgent. He thought it "funny." The excuse "I was following orders" doesn't give a soldier free reign to be a callous jerk
ClintEastwood - January 28, 2015, 5:59 pm
He also lied about giving away all his book's profits to vet charities. He gave away a mere 3% or less. He's a d-ouche who could give as good as he got. And corrupt people who abuse power shouldn't be given a pass, especially a killer like Kyle.
ClintEastwood - January 28, 2015, 5:57 pm
He's a public figure who put himself in the lime light. He was convicted in your court of law for trying to defame an American as a traitor based upon lies, and his work, unlike politifake, wasn't parody. It was straight up slander.
ClintEastwood - January 28, 2015, 5:55 pm
Ironically the right didn't seem to care when teabillies attacked John Kerry's military record with lies to win an election, so I don't buy that Americans are oh so heart broken because they will defend vets at all costs. It's all bull
ClintEastwood - January 28, 2015, 5:48 pm
That's Mr. Eastwood to you. It's not anymore a personal attack against him than any other public figure. He's open season. Unless he's your friend or family, I don't understand how it's "personal." And I don't buy into the whole comrade-in-arms bs.
Zeitguy - January 28, 2015, 12:36 pm
Clint, I don't know you so I cant honestly dislike you. Just trying to stand up for a dead guy that can't defend himself from personal attacks. It's a yin/yang thing. Maybe you can appreciate that being a big karma guy yourself. Cheers.
ipaprime - January 28, 2015, 8:15 am
So which branch of the military did you serve in?
ClintEastwood - January 27, 2015, 11:20 pm
Chris Kyle didn't respect life. Treating killing others as a game, bragging about it. Brave young men deserve recognition and respect. Too bad Kyle wasn't one of them.His karmic fate is evidence of that.Enough for one night.Don't like me? Fine.Don't care.
ClintEastwood - January 27, 2015, 11:18 pm
I honor brave young men. Not psychos.Coward Chris Kyle hid on a rooftop,treating war like a video game. He came home, lied about killing Americans, defamed several more, and got killed being a dumba$s.A military badge isn't blanket immunity from criticism
ClintEastwood - January 27, 2015, 11:15 pm
Toddler? You're the one throwing temper tantrums over my memes, resorting to name calling. Not me. You don't see me running around, whining about memes I don't like. Other than entertaining your immaturity for the sake of amusement, I don't give a ****
Zeitguy - January 27, 2015, 6:47 pm
No problem with dissent. It is the right of free speech. My free speech allows me to call out an ignorant narrow minded antagonist that only spews hatred and venom. But brave young men gave their life for you to act like a spoiled toddler. No problem.
freasy - January 27, 2015, 5:28 pm
No, but facts, opposed to slander would be quite impossible to expect from a mindless liberal.


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TAGS: chris kyle palin american sniper
Rating: 1.67/5

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ClintEastwood - February 4, 2015, 5:16 am
Of course you'll bite. Your canadian attack dogs are rabid. Caught it from them? Not that inbred brits are much better, only a notch above typically obese canadians on the evolutionary ladder. "just very cunning?" Having trouble with the engrish again?
fauxnews - February 3, 2015, 5:52 pm
Seriously :eyes roll: liberals in the states on average have enough sense not to be THIS incendiary, and usually do not. But, what the hell, I’ll bite-
fauxnews - February 3, 2015, 5:50 pm
gee…why do I get the feeling with these posters you are just very cunning conservative playing the roll of the fire-breathing liberal just to mock them,or perhaps the liberal sect of this forum.


Vicious Serial Killer Chris Kyle calls Iraqis a bunch of "savages." -


TAGS: chris kyle palin american sniper
Rating: 1.64/5

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tommyswan - July 25, 2015, 9:05 pm
CHRIS KYLE WAS A COWARDLY MURDERER JUST LIKE THE DC SNIPER , THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE !!!!!
tommyswan - July 25, 2015, 9:05 pm
CHRIS KYLE WAS A COWARDLY MURDERER JUST LIKE THE DC SNIPER , THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE !!!!!
tommyswan - July 25, 2015, 9:04 pm
CHRIS KYLE WAS A COWARDLY MURDERER JUST LIKE THE DC SNIPER , THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE !!!!!
tommyswan - July 25, 2015, 9:03 pm
CHRIS KYLE WAS A COWARDLY MURDERER JUST LIKE THE DC SNIPER , THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE !!!!!
ClintEastwood - January 27, 2015, 10:20 pm
Wanna know the biggest important difference between Michael Moore and Chris Kyle?One has enough sense not to drag a mentally ill,unstable man to a firing range and hand him a gun.Want to guess which one is #winning right now?rofl
ClintEastwood - January 27, 2015, 10:20 pm
Typical American jingoist.
Zeitguy - January 27, 2015, 7:59 am
Typical Michael Moore tirade.
ClintEastwood - January 26, 2015, 9:12 pm
Chris Kyle lied and said he gave all the $$$ from his book to charity for veterans. The National Review debunks this claim: Around 2 percent – $52,000 – went to the charities while the Kyles pocketed $3 million.The guy's a d-ouche.Deal with it.
ClintEastwood - January 26, 2015, 9:03 pm
His "duty" was to serve his country. Not harm it. If Nazis shouldn't get away with the excuse "I was just following orders" then neither should this schmuck who was clearly addicted to the violence of war. He glorified himself,and died for it.Bless Karma.
ClintEastwood - January 26, 2015, 9:01 pm
I don' care if Chris Kyle is one of your sacred cows.The right seems to have a problem with Obama's drone strikes but not with this maniac?The only difference between him and terrorists is that the U.S. govt gave him immunity to kill within an illegal war
ClintEastwood - January 26, 2015, 8:57 pm
Chris Kyle loved murder and clearly got off on it - “Maybe war isn’t really fun, but I certainly was enjoying it.” "Iraqis are savages, I hate em." "I sh** their pontoons and watched them drown. I found it funny, tell you the truth."
ClintEastwood - January 26, 2015, 8:54 pm
Chris Kyle is a well documented pathological liar and sadist. Brags about killing Americans that he never killed. Defames Americans and is found guilty in court for it. Brags & laughs about his battle kills when real soldiers would be classier than that
ClintEastwood - January 26, 2015, 8:52 pm
If you don't like the show, change the channel. What "duty" are your "soldiers" fighting for if not for my right to express myself free from tyranny and coercion? Your nation "vilifies" Obama as Muslim when he's really Christian.Where is your outrage now?
ClintEastwood - January 26, 2015, 8:49 pm
And who you supposed to be? Sarah Palin? lololololol
Zeitguy - January 26, 2015, 8:21 pm
How dare you vilify a soldier that was fulfilling his duty. Blame the government that sent him there but do not replay the atrocious behavior that our liberal population displayed after Vietnam. Is that you Michael Moore making this poster?


Two Cowardly, Dead American Snipers -


TAGS: chris kyle palin american sniper
Rating: 1.64/5

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ClintEastwood - February 4, 2015, 5:17 am
I figured liberals would comment on it and might find it offensive.
fauxnews - February 3, 2015, 5:53 pm
Satire or not, Kyle has a wife who loved him and a family and would be heartbroken by this, not to mention the other veterans who will feel the sting of this, most of which are good hearted men. That can’t be your aim,yes?


American Psycho: On a talk show, Loser Chris Kyle Laughs about the Time he accidentally shot an American Ally. Oops! -


TAGS: chris kyle conan american sniper
Rating: 1.63/5

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fauxnews - February 3, 2015, 6:01 pm
BTW, not laughing at your poster but your obsession with this. And not in the you're-a-great-comedian-way but in the way everyone's mother warned about when when she said "They're not laughing with you, son, but AT you, son...sorry." *sniffle* :-(
fauxnews - February 3, 2015, 5:58 pm
Obsess much? rofl


POP QUIZ: Can you spot the man who was not a pathetic mass murderer? -


TAGS: chris kyle palin american sniper
Rating: 1.57/5

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Bandit5906 - January 27, 2015, 12:35 pm
Chris Kyle


PSYCHO AMERICAN SOLDIERS SAY THE REASON THEY LIKE TO MURDER MEN, WOMEN, AND CHILDREN IN THEIR MAKE-BELIEVE WARS IS TO PROTECT US! -


TAGS: chris kyle palin american sniper
Rating: 1.5/5

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ClintEastwood - February 4, 2015, 5:21 am
Or maybe that noise is coming from your basement. Is it time for you to bre***feed cranky and mooo again?
fauxnews - February 3, 2015, 5:57 pm
Sorry, on this one, all I hear from the poster is “blah, blah, blah” (the Charlie Brown noise) and “wah, wah, wah” X-D


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